After spending more time than I'd like on motorways, I have discovered a new sport.
It is thrilling.
Exciting.
No one knows how it will end, who will win, and how long it will last.
I am, of course, talking about the snail race.
This is what happens when one lorry, optimistically, attempts to overtake another.
The two are going at pretty much exactly the same speed. It can last forever, or end when one lorry overtakes the other, or when the one being overtaken slows down to let the challenger past.
all we need now is a points system.
I'd suggest 10 points for successfully overtaking the other lorry, -1 for every minute it takes to pass, and -10 if the other one has to brake to end the race.
Or do as my dad, give them the finger if the overtaking lorry is losing.
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